Reed's a Riot

Reed is cracking me up lately with the silly things he says and the random times he says them. I will never remember half of them so I will be adding to this post if I think of more.

- When it is dark, he will say "It's like Boo Boo Choo Choo in here." Boo Boo Choo Choo is a short Thomas the Train song where it is dark and spooky and the trains are all scared of the dark.

- When he is on the potty pooping..."Mommy it stinks in here, get outta here!"

- When he is running through the house coming at me or toward the couch..."Incoming!"

- "I do bike race Mommy?" when he wants to go ride his bike.

- "Oh no, milk all gone? Go to grocery Mommy and get more milk? Let's go!"

- "I zoom my milk all gone fast" means he drank his milk real fast. This can also apply to bananas.

- "Let's play board games Mommy!" He loves board games right now. Sequence, Memory and Hi Ho Cherry-O are his favorites.

- "Ohhhh, these pants are comfy cozy.  I like these pants Mommy."

- Leaving the zoo on Tuesday, he was naming the animals he saw. He calls the elephants "Helephants". Then he kept asking "Else Mommy?" as in "What else did we see?". He also kept going on about how the Zebras were crazy and running around. They were pretty crazy that day.

- "No-ah Mommaaaa" He stared calling me Momma last week and it has really been bugging me. I finally figured out why it bothers me and it seems he only says Momma when he is whining about something. I think that is why it annoys me so much.

- "Pay Attention Meme(Millie)!" He would yell this at her during baseball games when she was outfield.

- "I watch Meme jump in swimming pool." He always says this when I get on the blog because there is a video of her jumping in the pool he likes to watch. Here

- "Oh, turn volcano off Mommy?" or "Oh, comes volcano on?" He calls the candle in the kitchen a volcano.

- All during mass "I can't see God Mommy!" He used to claim that he could see Him but now he claims that he can't. Interesting.

- "What you have Mommy? Have KitKat?" When he sees me raiding the Halloween candy.

- Every morning after Millie gets on the bus..."Where Meme go? Go school? I go school? I ride bus? {no Reed, not yet} I ride bus when I'm 5 Mommy? {yes} Oh, okay Mommy. {insert 3 second pause here} Where Meme go? School? I go school when I 5 Mommy." Sometimes I am convinced he is Ten Second Tom from 50 First Dates. Be warned, the video link is PG13.

- While driving..."Red light Mommy, haffy (rhymes with taffy - short for 'have to') stop. Oh, green light, haffy go!" At least we know now he isn't color blind.